18th May, Saturday — Reblog
Morning After, by Lindsay Bottos (x)
Thoughts about the impermanence of a hook up written in permanent marker in the places he touched.
i did it. i picked a bookclub book. book-club-books-all-summer.
to all of you who helped me, and all of you who helped me less, the end has come.
i picked when marina abramovic dies, a biography by james westcott.
you can get it here.
and find info on our meetings here and here.
some days you gotta be like “yeah I got a squishy belly but I don’t give a shit.”
i meeeeeeesh mellll. did you like my newsletter?
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?
14th May, Tuesday — Reblog